I've had a rough week and haven't made it to the gym once, despite my goal to do so.

Jason: "Guess how many times I've been to the gym this week?"
Me: "Uh, like three times?"
Jason: "THREE times. And tonight will be four. Four days in a row! How many times have you been, hmmmm?"
Me: "...Goose egg."
Jason: "Yup. So now I have to do this--" Jason removes his glasses and starts grunting and pressing his forehead into my shoulder, arm, neck, etc. "You know what I'm doing?"
Me: "Uhhhh..."
Jason: "I'm BROWBEATING you!"